In February, 2005 we wrote…
Thursday, 10 February 2005
The Soontobesushi
We’re lucky in this issue to have captured rare footage of the soontobesushi.
The soontobesushi hails from Japan where it is occasionally found in the secluded areas of certain bespoke eating establishments. The fish is now seen all around the world but always in restaurants. The soontobesushi likes to make its home surrounded by a moving train of random objects. The reasons for this are unclear. As are the methods by which the fish builds the conveyor belt. Though at heart an outgoing type of personality the soontobesushi can be prone to prolonged depressions which the fish expresses by…